Sunday, June 25, 2023

That Is All

That Is All
Coyote and Clay
14 September 2019
Drama
DVD
D-

Apparently there's smiling later in the movie

Aggressively boring and so poorly recorded that it was a relief every time there was a pause in the dialogue.  Mark Weeden wrote and directed, so I'll blame him.

Thank You for Smoking

Thank You for Smoking
Room 9 Entertainment etc.
September 9, 2005
Satire
DVD
C+

While I thought this was an intriguing idea, I only laughed once, so I wouldn't say that it succeeds as a comedy.  Director Jason Reitman adapted Christopher Buckley's novel.

Texas Killing Fields

Texas Killing Fields
Forward Pass etc.
October 14, 2011
Crime Drama
DVD
D


Of course I wasn't going to like a movie with this title.  Ami Canaan Mann directed.

Texas

Texas
Columbia
October 9, 1941
Western
DVD
C-


While not my kind of movie, especially with a boxing match, I did appreciate the touches of humor.  George Marshall directed.

Tex

Tex
Disney
July 30, 1982
Drama
DVD
C-

Another S.E. Hinton adaptation, by director Tim Hunter.

Testament of Youth

Testament of Youth
BBC Films
14 October 2014
War Drama
DVD
C+


While I appreciate that this is a war drama that's less about the battles and more about the homefront and nursing, and I can see someone being genuinely moved by, it didn't click for me.  There's too little telling and not showing of things like what Vera Brittain actually does at Oxford and why she's in love with Roland.  (They bicker and fail to write to each other more than they actually share anything.)  Also, why tell us Vera is a talented poet and not actually quote any of her poems?  (Unless that's her poem at the end, but even so, too little, too late.)  Still, worth watching for the English countryside and Alicia Vikander's range of emotions as Vera.

This is based on Brittain's memoir and directed by James Kent.

Sunday, June 18, 2023

Terror's Advocate AKA L'Avocat de la terreur

Terror's Advocate AKA L'Avocat de la terreur
Magnolia Pictures etc.
6 June 2007
Documentary
DVD
C

I wasn't that invested in the subject, but this seems well made.  Barbet Schroeder directed, seventeen years after Reversal of Fortune.

Terms of Endearment

Terms of Endearment
Paramount
December 9, 1983
Historical Comedy
DVD
C-


I don't know if it's the writing, or Debra Winger's performance, but this felt really off to me, though I could see its potential.  Director James L. Brooks adapted the Larry McMurtry novel.

The Terminator

The Terminator
Orion etc.
October 26, 1984
Sci-Fi, Action
DVD
C-


Although not my kind of movie, I can actually sort of see the appeal of it, especially the style.  And, yes, I was amused that it starts in that distant year of 2029.  James Cameron directed and co-wrote.

Terminal (2018)

Terminal (2018)
Highland Film Group
11 May 2018
Crime Drama
DVD 
C-

In contrast to The Terminal (2004), this has sharp dialogue, but I didn't care about the story.  Vaughn Stein wrote and directed.

The Terminal (2004)

The Terminal (2004)
DreamWorks etc.
June 18, 2004
Dramedy?
DVD
C-

The concept is intriguing but the execution is sappy and unrealistic.  Also, if even Stanley Tucci can't make me laugh, it's not much of a comedy.  Spielberg directed.

Saturday, June 17, 2023

Tenet

Tenet
Warner Bros. etc.
September 3, 2020
Sci-Fi
DVD
D-

Director Christopher Nolan wrote impressively bad dialogue (including a line about the Cold War being as cold as ice) for a plot I didn't care about anyway.

Tenderness

Tenderness
Lionsgate
January 15, 2009
Crime Drama
DVD
D

No matter how good the acting, I couldn't get past the depressing content, based on a Robert Cormier novel.  John Polson directed.

10,000 Saints

10,000 Saints
Screen Media Films
August 14, 2015
Historical Drama, Historical Comedy
DVD
C-

The acting was pretty good but I didn't really care about the characters.  Co-directors Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini (who did The Extra Man and the surprisingly good American Splendor) co-adapted the Eleanor Henderson novel.

Friday, June 16, 2023

10,000 BC

10,000 BC
Legendary Pictures etc.
March 7, 2008
Historical Drama
DVD
D

Of course boring.  Director Roland Emmerich co-wrote.

10 x10

10 x10
Unstoppable etc.
13 April 2018
Horror?
DVD
D-


Pretty unwatchable, but could be worse.  Director Suzi Ewing co-wrote.

Thursday, June 15, 2023

Ten (1979)

Ten (1979)
Orion etc.
October 5, 1979
Comedy
DVD
C-

I of course had heard of this movie since the time but never tried to watch it before.  Bumped up a notch for casting, but the main character is pretty unsympathetic, his stalking aside.  Blake Edwards wrote and directed.

The Tempest (2010)

The Tempest (2010)
Touchstone etc.
September 20, 2010
Fantasy
DVD
D+

While the casting of Helen Mirren as Prospera is novel, like most Shakespeare adaptations, it's not very good.  Director Julie Taymor did the adaptation.

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

Temblores AKA Tremors

Temblores AKA Tremors
Tu Vas Voir Productions
1 May 2019
Drama
DVD
C-

Boosted a notch because it was so mysterious at first about the man's "dreadful secret," which just turns out to be that he's gay.  Jayro Bustamante wrote and directed.

Sunday, June 11, 2023

Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here

Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here
Universal etc.
December 18, 1969
Western?
DVD
D-

Taken down a notch for the pathetic redface for Katharine Ross.  Director Abraham Polonsky adapted Harry Lawton's Willie Boy: A Desert Manhunt, a couple years before Romance of a Horsethief.

Tell No One AKA Ne le dis à personne

Tell No One AKA Ne le dis à personne
Canal+
1 November 2006
Mystery?
DVD
D+


Mildly interesting.  Director Guillaume Canet co-adapted the Harlan Coben novel.

Tekkonkinkreet AKA Black & White

Tekkonkinkreet AKA Black & White
Studio 4°C
23 December 2006
Anime, Action?
DVD
D


Boring story, ugly character design, but the backgrounds are pretty good.  Maikeru Ariasu directed.

Saturday, June 10, 2023

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Paramount etc.
June 3, 2016
Fantasy, Action, Comedy
DVD
D+


Almost as flat as a pizza.  Dave Green directed.

Taxi (2004)

Taxi (2004)
20th Century Fox
October 6, 2004
Crime Comedy
DVD
C+

I was mildly entertained throughout, especially by the soundtrack.  Tim Story directed, between Barbership and Shaft.

Wednesday, June 7, 2023

Taps (1981)

Taps (1981)
20th Century Fox
December 25, 1981
Drama?
DVD
D


Dull but also a bit creepy.  This is based on Devery Freeman's novel Father Sky and directed by Harold Becker.

Tapas

Tapas
Castelao Productions
13 May 2005
Dramedy
DVD
C+


I kept waiting for this to click with me and for all the stories to connect, but neither happened.  Still, I wasn't bored.  José Corbacho and Juan Cruz co-directed and co-wrote.