Sunday, May 29, 2022

The Others AKA Los Otros

The Others AKA Los Otros
StudioCanal etc.
2 August 2001
Historical Drama
DVD
D+

Too much shrieking, and not even at scary things.  Alejandro Amenábar wrote and directed.

The Other Boleyn Girl

The Other Boleyn Girl
BBC Films etc.
19 February 2008
Historical Drama
DVD
C

I didn't like the Philippa Gregory book, in part because of all the historical inaccuracies.  Still, at least in a movie you've got costumes and scenery, and the performances aren't bad.  Justin Chadwick directed a few years before The First Grader and Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom.

Othello (1995)

Othello (1995)
Castle Rock etc.
December 15, 1995
Historical Drama
DVD
C-

Livelier and more naturally acted than the Welles version but the lighting in some of the early scenes does it no favors.  Director Oliver Parker did the adaptation.

Othello (1951)

Othello (1951)
United Artists
November 27, 1951
Historical Drama
DVD
D+

Like most screen adaptations of Shakespeare, this isn't good, although I like the sets.  Welles directed and starred.

Osama

Osama
Barmak Film etc.
27 June 2003
Drama
DVD
D+

Surviving the Taliban.  Siddiq Barmak wrote and directed.  

The Orphanage AKA El Orfanato

The Orphanage AKA El Orfanato
Rodar y Rodar
11 October 2007
Drama (but later Horror of course)
DVD
C

I liked this more than I expected and probably would've stayed tuned if it were just about the mom and her imaginative little boy living in a big house near the sea.  J.A. Bayona directed, nine years before the inferior A Monster Calls.

The Original Kings of Comedy

The Original Kings of Comedy
MTV Productions etc.
August 18, 2000
Comedy, Documentary
DVD
D+

When the best joke here is the one about white guys getting fired and then "going postal," with the worst (of the first quarter hour anyway) being football humor, I'm definitely not the audience for this, not to mention how dated it all is after almost twenty years.  (And not in a fun way, like watching actual classic, vintage comedy.)  Still, it's better than Cheech & Chong's Hey Watch This.  Spike Lee directed.

Saturday, May 28, 2022

Ordinary Love

Ordinary Love
Bankside Films etc.
6 December 2019
Drama
DVD
D+

A married couple dealing with cancer, and now I happily have a Sade earworm.  Lisa Barros D'Sa and Glenn Leyburn co-directed.

Friday, May 27, 2022

Operation Finale

Operation Finale
MGM etc.
29 August 2018
Historical Drama
DVD
C

I gave this half an hour because I thought it had potential, but it kept shifting over to less interesting characters and plot threads.  Chris Weitz directed.

Thursday, May 26, 2022

Only the Brave

Only the Brave
Columbia etc.
October 20, 2017
Drama
DVD
D+

I was surprised to discover that this is based on a true story, because the writing and acting are a bit cliched and stilted.  Joseph Kosinski directed.

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Ong Bak: The Thai Warrior

Ong Bak: The Thai Warrior
EuropaCorp etc.
21 January 2003
Action
DVD
D+

Sort of a city vs. country story, with a stolen statue's head.  Prachya Pinkaew directed and co-wrote.

One Night at McCool's

One Night at McCool's
USA Films etc.
April 27, 2001
Crime Comedy
DVD
D

I actually considered going lower on this, since it has a woman falsely claim she was almost raped, right before she seduces Matt Dillon, but it's a Michael Douglas movie, so it's not like I expected feminism.  Harald Zwart directed.

Sunday, May 22, 2022

101 Reykjavík

101 Reykjavík
101 Limited
1 June 2000
Comedy
DVD
D+

Unappealing characters but I liked the sets and props, especially the bathtub that converts to a sofa.  Director Baltasar Kormákur adapted the novel by Hallgrímur Helgason, eighteen years before Adrift.

One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)

One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)
Disney
January 25, 1961
Children's, Animation, Romance, Comedy?
DVD
C-

I remember liking this as a kid, although I think it was all the cute puppies.  (I'm definitely not a dog person, but the puppies were cute.)  This time, I found the four main characters a bit tedious, and the Tallulah-Bankhead-like villainess didn't liven things up enough.  This is based on the Dodie Smith novel, and co-directed by Clyde Geronimi, Hamilton Luske, and Wolfgang Reitherman.

The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared AKA Hundraåringen som klev ut genom fönstret och försvann

The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared AKA Hundraåringen som klev ut genom fönstret och försvann
StudioCanal etc.
25 December 2013
Comedy
DVD
C

This didn't click with me, but I can see why it was such a hit.  Director Felix Herngren co-adapted the novel by Jonas Jonasson.

One Hour Photo

One Hour Photo
Fox etc.
August 21, 2002
Drama
DVD
C

Too creepy for me but I could see it might be an effective psychological thriller further in than the first fifteen minutes.  Mark Romanek wrote and directed.

One from the Heart

One from the Heart
Zoetrope Studios
February 11, 1982
Musical?
DVD
C-

Taken down two notches for too much Tom Waits, bumped up a notch for Teri Garr in various stages of undress.  Coppola directed and co-wrote.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
United Artists
November 19, 1975
Drama
DVD
D

I avoided this movie for years, mostly because it looked incredibly misogynist.  I will say that the first quarter hour wasn't as bad as I feared, although still bad of course, reminding me of my low tolerance for Jack Nicholson.  This is based on the Ken Kesey novel and directed by Milos Forman.

Saturday, May 21, 2022

One-Eyed Jacks

One-Eyed Jacks
Paramount
March 30, 1961
Western
DVD
D-

Unappealing on multiple levels.  Sam Peckinpah and Rod Serling contributed to the script without credit, while Brando stars and directed.

Friday, May 20, 2022

One Crazy Summer

One Crazy Summer
Warner Bros.
August 8, 1986
Comedy
DVD
B-

At times, this really is one crazy movie, with random satirical moments, like the Ron & Nancy lunchbox.  I was expecting a generic '80s teen comedy, not an '80s teen comedy where the hero (Cusack) graduates from Generic High School.  Not everything lands, but there's an amiable and somewhat innocent feel to this, despite the cartoons that look like Ralph Bakshi animating early '30s style,  perhaps epitomized best by Bobcat Goldthwait and Tom Villard playing twins.  Savage Steve Holland wrote and directed.

Wednesday, May 18, 2022

Ondine

Ondine
Little Wave etc.
18 February 2010
Drama?
DVD
C

I might like this better if it actually were a fantasy, but it just didn't quite click for me.  Neil Jordan wrote and directed, and it's definitely more watchable than his Byzantium or Interview with the Vampire.

Sunday, May 15, 2022

Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood

Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood
Columbia etc.
July 22, 2019
Historical Drama, Historical Comedy, Action
DVD
C

The first quarter-hour is relatively watchable for Tarantino, helped by the use of humor, the '60s details, and of course the lack of graphic violence.

Once Upon a Time in China

Once Upon a Time in China
Golden Harvest etc.
15 August 1991
Historical Drama, Action
DVD
D+

Definitely not my kind of movie, but the cinematography is kind of nice.

Once a Thief (1991)

Once a Thief (1991)
Golden Princess Film etc.
2 February 1991
Action, Comedy
DVD 
D+

One of those movies where the people onscreen are clearly having much more fun than I am.  John Woo directed and co-wrote.

On the Waterfront

On the Waterfront
Columbia
August 6, 1954
Crime Drama
DVD
D+

Not my kind of movie, but at least I could look for recognizable faces.  Elia Kazan directed.

On the Town

On the Town
MGM
December 30, 1949
Musical, Comedy, Romance
DVD
B-

Released at the very end of the '40s, this is chockful of still gettable topical references, like about Dr. Kinsey and Dinah Shore.  (Well, if you're over 50 and/or know the twentieth century.)  At its best, it is joyous and infectious, with an eager, charismatic cast, including a cast-against-type Sinatra.  Unfortunately, there are parts that don't click, like one of those "modern ballet" sequences that would also mar co-directors Stanley Donen and Gene Kelly's Singin' in the Rain a couple years later.  I've seen this movie once before, maybe a decade ago, and I was looking forward to watching it again.  I think if I had fast-forwarded, I'd rank the movie higher.  Still, I know I'll watch it again someday.

On the Beach

On the Beach
United Artists
December 17, 1959
Sci-Fi
DVD
D+

A pretty boring apocalypse, although the dad feeding the baby was cute.  This is based on the Nevil Shute novel, and directed by Stanley Kramer.

On the Basis of Sex

On the Basis of Sex
Focus Features etc.
December 28, 2018
Historical Drama
DVD
B

This is a solid biography of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, focusing particularly on 1970, a life-changing year for her and the country.  I did feel that the story tried to juggle too many characters, losing some in the shuffle (like her students and even her son), but overall I was entertained and enlightened.  Mimi Leder directed, twenty years after the forgettable Deep Impact.

Thursday, May 12, 2022

On Dangerous Ground

On Dangerous Ground
RKO
December 17, 1951
Crime Drama
DVD
D+

Forgettable.  This is based on Gerald Butler's novel Mad with Much Heart, and directed by Nicholas Ray and an uncredited Ida Lupino.

Wednesday, May 11, 2022

On Chesil Beach

On Chesil Beach
BBC Films etc.
19 September 2017
Historical Drama
DVD
C

While the performances of the leads are good and I like the setting, the movie is too downbeat for me.  Ian McEwan adapted his own novel, and Dominic Cooke directed.

On Borrowed Time

On Borrowed Time
MGM
July 7, 1939
Fantasy
DVD
C

A scheming spinster inspired by Chaucer.  Harold S. Bucquet directed.

On a Clear Day

On a Clear Day
Focus Features
2 September 2005
Drama
DVD
C-

A proud Scotsman is sacked.  Gaby Dellal directed, six years before the quite good Angels Crest (obviously very early in this project).

Sunday, May 8, 2022

The Omen

The Omen
20th Century Fox
June 25, 1976
Horror
DVD
C-

Not cheesy enough but it certainly tries, like when the time and date of "June 6th, 6 o'clock" appears on the screen.  Richard Donner directed.

The Omega Man

The Omega Man
Warner Bros.
August 1, 1971
Sci-Fi
DVD
D+

Charlton Heston has to survive in a post-apocalyptic dystopia, with nothing but his wits, his eight-tracks, an unlimited supply of gas and cars, a machine gun, and of course those blinding teeth.  I bumped this up a notch or two for the '70sness (including clips from the Woodstock documentary) and sheer WTFery.  This is based on Richard Matheson's novel I Am Legend, and, yes, I gave the Will Smith version a C.  Boris Sagal directed this version.

Oleanna

Oleanna
Samuel Goldwyn Company etc.
November 4, 1994
Drama
DVD
D-

Stilted and so boring I started reading the weather forecast a few minutes in, and yet also shrill and unbelievable.  But at least there was no physical violence, so D- is as low as I can go.  David Mamet directed this adaptation of his stage play.

Old Yeller

Old Yeller
Disney
December 25, 1957
Historical Drama, Children's
DVD
D+

A reminder of why I generally don't like dogs, although I can see why Kirk and Corcoran became such stars at Disney.  This is based on the Fred Gipson novel and directed by Robert Stevenson.

Old School

Old School
DreamWorks
February 21, 2003
Comedy (allegedly)
DVD
D

Unfunny and misogynistic (not that the men are any great shakes, but it is from their perspective), although bumped up a notch for the wedding singer, and he's no Adam Sandler.  Todd Phillips directed and co-wrote.

Friday, May 6, 2022

Old (2021)

Old (2021)
Universal etc.
July 23, 2021
Dramedy
DVD
C-

Better than I expected, but then I tuned out before it turned into horror.  Director M. Night Shyamalan did the adaptation.

Thursday, May 5, 2022

Oklahoma!

Oklahoma!
RKO etc.
October 11, 1955
Musical, Historical Drama
DVD
C-

Yeah, the songs are memorable, but I've never been able to engage with this musical, especially the characters, starting when I saw it at my high school almost forty years ago.  Fred Zinnemann directed.

Off the Black

Off the Black
THINKFilm
December 8, 2006
Drama
DVD
C-

Umpiring has consequences.  James Ponsoldt wrote and directed.

Of Mice and Men (1992)

Of Mice and Men (1992)
MGM
October 2, 1992
Historical Drama
DVD
D+

Yes, based on the book.  Gary Sinise directed and played George.

Wednesday, May 4, 2022

Of Gods and Men AKA Des hommes et des dieux

Of Gods and Men AKA Des hommes et des dieux
Why Not Productions etc.
8 September 2010
Drama?
DVD
D+

Slow-moving.  Xavier Beauvois directed and co-wrote.

Sunday, May 1, 2022

Of Boys and Men

Of Boys and Men
Studio Unknown
February 13, 2008
Drama
DVD
C-

Grief.  Carl Seaton directed.

Odd Thomas

Odd Thomas
Fusion Films etc.
April 6, 2013
Horror, Comedy
DVD
C-

Not my kind of movie, but I do like how it's shot.  Director Stephen Sommers adapted the Dean Koontz novel.  And I did like this more than his Mummy and his G.I. Joe movies.

The Odd Life of Timothy Green

The Odd Life of Timothy Green
Disney
August 15, 2012
Dramedy?, Fantasy?, Children's?
DVD
D+

Unlike in Juno, this time Jennifer Garner's character's infertility issues are front and center, and maudlin.  My library shelves this as "children's," but whatever.  Director Peter Hedges co-wrote with Ahmet Zappa, which may explain the pathetic attempts at whimsy, like the pencil museum.  Still, the look of the movie isn't bad, so D+ is as low as I'll go.

Octopussy

Octopussy
United Artists etc.
7 June 1983
Action
DVD
C-

At this point, regular readers of this blog (if there are any) must wonder why I continue to try different James Bond movies.  Well, I feel like that each entry in the series has something unique.  In this case, it's director John Glen's Hal-Needham-like slapstick approach, which I didn't notice in For Your Eyes Only or The Living Daylights, both also from the '80s.