Thursday, December 28, 2023

While You Were Sleeping

While You Were Sleeping
Hollywood Pictures etc.
April 21, 1995
Romcom
DVD
C-

I like Sandra Bullock, including in romcoms, but it's hard to get invested in a story where she "falls in love" with a man she's never actually met.  Jon Turteltaub directed, fifteen years before The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

Wednesday, December 27, 2023

Where the Red Fern Grows, Part Two

Where the Red Fern Grows, Part Two
Red Fern II
1992 (Straight-to-video I think)
Historical Drama
DVD
D+

I can't remember if I read the original book by Wilson Rawls, but it probably doesn't matter.  Jim McCullough, Jr., directed.

Where the Crawdads Sing

Where the Crawdads Sing
Columbia etc.
July 15, 2022
Historical Drama, Crime Drama
DVD
D+


At least it had scenery and a cat.  This is based on the novel by Delia Owens, and directed by Olivia Newman.

Sunday, December 24, 2023

Where Hope Grows

Where Hope Grows
Godspeed Pictures etc.
April 6, 2014
Drama
DVD
D+


Not as heavy-handed as it could've been.  Chris Dowling wrote and directed.

Where God Left His Shoes

Where God Left His Shoes
Vulcan Productions
April 27, 2007
Drama
DVD
C-


Pretty good acting but the story is too downbeat for me.  Salvatore Stabile wrote and directed.

Where Eagles Dare

Where Eagles Dare
Winkast Film Productions etc.
21 December 1968
War Drama
DVD
D

So dull that I kept checking the time-stamp every minute or so, feeling like I'd zoned out for twenty minutes.  But the snow was kind of pretty.  Brian G. Hutton directed, before Kelly's Heroes and The First Deadly Sin.

When Marnie Was There

When Marnie Was There
Studio Ghibli
19 July 2014
Anime, Drama
DVD
B

A twelve-year-old falls in love with the ghost of her grandmother.  OK, not exactly, but there's an awful lot of blushing and secrets and declarations of love for your standard "kid meets a cool ghost" story.  Either way, this is the first Studio Ghibli anime I haven't rejected.  The scenery is gorgeous, the story is compelling, and the voicework is solid.  Yes, I would've liked a different ending, but the one they offer is still moving.

Director Hiromasa Yonebayashi co-adapted the novel by Joan G. Robinson.

Saturday, December 23, 2023

When Harry Met Sally...

When Harry Met Sally...
Castle Rock Entertainment
July 21, 1989
Romcom
DVD
B-


So here's the thing.  I saw this movie once or twice before, not at the time, because at twenty-one I was a little young for it.  I always thought it was over-rated but not terrible, and just seeing the trailers made me mildly dislike Meg Ryan for decades.  So I didn't exactly go into this with high hopes.

But it's actually pretty good, sweet and mildly funny.  I can't relate to it, I don't think I've ever related to it*, but it's definitely interesting in an anthropological sense, very much of its time.  And it's much better than at least 90% of the romcoms out there, especially ones I've attempted for this project.  And, yeah, I'll finally start cutting Meg Ryan some slack.

Nora Ephron wrote (with a lot of input), and Rob Reiner directed.


*I relate to Going the Distance hard, even if I'm not actually like any of the people in it.

Friday, December 22, 2023

Silver Bullet

Silver Bullet
Dino De Laurentiis Company
October 11, 1985
Horror
DVD
D+


I was mildly interested in the main character's story, but I didn't care for the horror part of course.  Stephen King adapted his own novel, and Daniel Attias directed.

Graveyard Shift

Graveyard Shift
Sugar Entertainment, Inc.
October 26, 1990
Horror
DVD
D

Well, at least the rats are kind of cute.  This is on a Stephen-King focused When Animals Strike Back three-pack, but I've already rejected Pet Sematary.  Ralph S. Singleton directed.

When Animals Dream AKA Når dyrene drømmer

When Animals Dream AKA Når dyrene drømmer
AlphaVille Pictures Copenhagen
12 June 2014
Drama
DVD
D+


I tuned out before this turned into horror, when it was still just about a Danish teen whose life sucked.  Jonas Alexander Arnby directed and co-wrote.

What Women Want

What Women Want
Icon Productions etc.
December 15, 2000
Comedy
DVD
C-

I saw this movie at the time, when I would go to just about any romcom.  However, I found Gibson's character deeply unpleasant, and I felt insulted by the thoughts that he gets the ability to read.  This time, well, I tuned out before either the romcom or fantasy elements, and it was nice to see the various recognizable faces.  (Although not Helen Hunt, not yet.)  So I can live with a C-. Nancy Meyers directed.

What They Had

What They Had
United Pictures etc.
January 21, 2018
Drama
DVD
D+


Happy Christmas, Everyone!  Elizabeth Chomko wrote and directed.

What Ever [sic] Happened to Baby Jane?

What Ever [sic] Happened to Baby Jane?
Warner Bros.
October 31, 1962
Dramedy?
DVD
C-

I'd of course heard of this for years, and it turns out to be, well, luke-warm camp.  Admittedly, I tuned out after a quarter hour, before it got anywhere near horror.  The movie is based on Henry Farrell's novel and directed by Robert Aldrich, before the other four of his movies I've rejected in this project.

Thursday, December 21, 2023

What Dreams May Come

What Dreams May Come
Interscope Communications
October 2, 1998
Fantasy
DVD
D+


This felt artificial, and not just because of the "after-life" part.  It's based on the novel by Richard Matheson, and directed by Vincent Ward.

What About Bob?

What About Bob?
Touchstone
May 17, 1991
Comedy
DVD
D+


It was hard to take the "Bob" character and I didn't find anything else funny, although I could see the Dreyfuss character working in another movie.  Frank Oz directed.

Whale Rider

Whale Rider
South Pacific Pictures
9 September 2002
Drama
DVD
C+

While the scenery is lovely and there are aspects of the story I like, the grandfather that the protagonist loves and that the audience is supposed to love is so sexist and otherwise awful, I considered stopping the movie a few times.  Director Niki Caro adapted Witi Ihimaera's novel, thirteen years after McFarland, USA, which was much worse.

Tuesday, December 19, 2023

The Whale

The Whale
Protozoa Pictures
December 21, 2022
Drama
DVD
D+

Kind of depressing.  Darren Aronofsky directed, and this is definitely an improvement over his other three movies I tried, which got D-s and an F+.

Wednesday, December 13, 2023

Là dove non batte il sole AKA The Stranger and the Gunfighter AKA El kárate, el Colt y el impostor

Là dove non batte il sole AKA The Stranger and the Gunfighter AKA El kárate, el Colt y el impostor
Compagnia Cinematografica
1974
Western, Action, Historical Drama
DVD
D+


A Western and an "Eastern" (complete with martial arts) mashed together.  Antonio Margheriti directed.

Sartana in the Valley of Death AKA Sartana nella valle degli avvoltoi AKA Ballad of Death Valley

Sartana in the Valley of Death AKA Sartana nella valle degli avvoltoi AKA Ballad of Death Valley
Victor Produzione
15 August 1970
Western
DVD
D

Forgettable, if it's the one I think it is.  Roberto Mauri wrote and directed.

Wanted (1967)

Wanted (1967)
Documento
22 March 1967
Western
DVD
D+


These are all starting to blur together for me, but I think this was the one with sort of creative camera angles.  Giorgio Ferroni directed.

Buddy Goes West AKA Occhio alla penna

Buddy Goes West AKA Occhio alla penna
Alex Cinematografica etc.
6 March 1981
Western
DVD
D


Boring and racist.  Michele Lupo directed.

Sunday, December 10, 2023

The Bounty Killer AKA The Ugly Ones AKA El precio de un hombre

The Bounty Killer AKA The Ugly Ones AKA El precio de un hombre
Tescia etc.
4 November 1966
Western
DVD
D+

It's the quicker picker-uppper.  Director Eugenio Martín co-adapted Marvin H. Albert's novel.

The Price of Power AKA Il prezzo del potere

The Price of Power AKA Il prezzo del potere
Consorzio Italiano etc.
18 December 1969
Western
DVD
D+

It's not often that you get Van Johnson playing President Garfield and dubbed into English.  Tonino Valerii directed and co-wrote, a couple years after Days of Wrath AKA Days of Anger AKA I giorni dell'ira.

Sundance Cassidy and Butch the Kid AKA Vivi o, preferibilmente, morti AKA Alive or Preferably Dead

Sundance Cassidy and Butch the Kid AKA Vivi o, preferibilmente, morti AKA Alive or Preferably Dead
Compagnia Finanziaria etc.
17 September 1969
Historical Comedy
DVD
C-

This was hard to Google.  Duccio Tessari directed and co-wrote.  And, no, it's not exactly a Western.

Life Is Tough, Eh Providence? AKA La vita a volte è molto dura, vero Provvidenza?

Life Is Tough, Eh Providence? AKA La vita a volte è molto dura, vero Provvidenza?
Oceania Produzioni Internazionali Cinematografiche etc.
26 October 1972
Comedy, Western
DVD
C+


This is wacky, not just in the slapstick but in dubs that reference e.g. Joe Namath and They Shoot Horses, Don't They? At times, I thought I'd give it a B-, but there are too many dangling threads, like the saloongirl who kept swearing vengeance and then missed the last third of the movie.  Giulio Petroni directed, five years after the much darker Death Rides a Horse AKA Da uomo a uomo.

Saturday, December 9, 2023

Dead Man

Dead Man
Miramax
May 27, 1995
Western
DVD
D


Sluggish.  Jim Jarmusch wrote and directed.

Friday, December 8, 2023

Texas Rangers

Texas Rangers
Dimension Films etc.
November 30, 2001
Western
DVD
D+

Bumped up a notch for the random cast (not all of whom I necessarily saw in the first quarter hour, but what the heck, I'll tag some of 'em anyway).  This is based on Taming the Nueces Strip: The Story of McNelly's Ranger by George Durham.  Steve Miner directed, after Big Bully and Forever Young.

This is on a "Western Value" collection of sixteen movies, so we'll be here awhile.

Thursday, December 7, 2023

West Side Story

West Side Story
Mirish Pictures etc.
October 18, 1961
Musical
DVD
C-


A lot of silly dancing.  This is of course inspired by Romeo and Juliet.  Jerome Robbins and Robert Wise co-directed.

Wednesday, December 6, 2023

Werewolves Within

Werewolves Within
Ubisoft Film & Television etc.
June 16, 2021
Comedy, Horror
DVD
C-

More comedy than horror in its first quarter hour, and the quirkiness was a nice change, but I still couldn't get into it.  John Ruben directed.

Sunday, December 3, 2023

Welcome to Willits

Welcome to Willits
Yale Productions
November 11, 2016
Horror, Comedy
DVD
D+


Willits isn't that redneck or isolated.  Trevor Ryan directed.

Welcome to the Rileys

Welcome to the Rileys
Scott Free Productions
January 23, 2010
Drama
DVD
C-


I thought the title was a typo, but then I realized that it was a welcome to meet the Riley family, not to enter their home.  Jake Scott directed.

The Wedding Guest

The Wedding Guest
Ingenious Media
March 8, 2019
Crime Drama
DVD
D+

Better than some of its ilk because of the mundane details, like shopping.  Michael Winterbottom directed and wrote, about a year before The Trip to Greece.

The Wedding Banquet

The Wedding Banquet
Good Machine etc.
March 5, 1993
Romcom?
DVD
C-


Kind of flat.  Ang Lee directed and co-wrote.

The Weather Man

The Weather Man
Escape Artists
October 28, 2005
Dramedy
DVD
D+

There's only so much enjoyment I can get out of seeing Nic Cage being miserable.  Gore Verbinski directed, the year before Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest; he also did Rango and The Ring.

The Weasel's Tale AKA El cuento de las comadrejas

The Weasel's Tale AKA El cuento de las comadrejas
100 Bares etc.
16 May 2019
Comedy
DVD
B+

A sharp and delightful black comedy that plays with movie cliches with aplomb.  The performances in the small cast are great, too, and the house is gorgeous.  Juan José Campanella directed and co-wrote, and I'm stunned that this is the same man whose The Secret in Their Eyes AKA El secreto de sus ojos (2009) I gave an F- to!

Friday, December 1, 2023

We Were Soldiers

We Were Soldiers
Icon Productions
March 1, 2002
War Drama
DVD
D

Of course not.  Director Randall Wallace co-adapted We Were Soldiers Once… and Young by Lt. Gen. Harold G. Moore and Joseph L. Galloway.  Wallace would go on to Secretariat and Heaven Is for Real.

We Need to Talk About Kevin

We Need to Talk About Kevin
Oscilloscope Laboratories
September 4, 2011
Drama
DVD
D


An unappealing story told in an unappealing way, so a D is generous.  (But it was nice to see the main character get punched and cursed at, so there's that.)  Director Lynne Ramsay co-adapted Lionel Shriver's novel.