Showing posts with label Cameron Diaz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cameron Diaz. Show all posts

Friday, October 20, 2023

Very Bad Things

Very Bad Things
Initial Entertainment Group
November 25, 1998
Comedy
DVD
D

Lives up to its title, although apparently it gets much worse after the first quarter hour of pointless bickering, anti-Semitism, and cocaine.  (It did allow me to MST3K Jeremy Piven sucking on Ellen, when his character here asked what he did wrong.)  Peter Berg wrote and directed, before Friday Night Lights, Mile 22, and Patriots Day, which all got D's, so at least he's consistent.

Friday, October 13, 2023

Vanilla Sky

Vanilla Sky
Cruise/Wagner
December 14, 2001
Sci-Fi?
DVD
C-


The music and the performers other than Cruise aren't bad.  (I tagged the ones I recognized.)  Cameron Crowe directed and co-wrote.

Sunday, March 13, 2022

My Sister's Keeper

My Sister's Keeper
New Line etc.
June 26, 2009
Drama
DVD
D-

A Jodi Picoult medical drama with Cameron Diaz miscast as the mother?  No thank you.  Nick Cassavetes directed and co-adapted, seven years after John Q.

Monday, November 22, 2021

Mask (1994)

Mask (1994)
New Line
July 29, 1994
Crime Comedy?
DVD
C-

I saw this in the theater and it was one of the movies that made me wary of Carrey, although I stayed to the end then.  This time, the most interesting part of the first quarter hour is of course the introduction of 21-year-old Cameron Diaz.  Chuck Russell directed.

Thursday, August 26, 2021

The Last Supper (1996)

The Last Supper (1996)
Columbia
April 5, 1996
Comedy
DVD
C+

A muddled but potentially good dark comedy about politics and murder.  Stacy Title directed but does not have her name above the title.

Sunday, November 17, 2019

Being John Malkovich

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Propaganda Films
December 3, 1999
Fantasy, Dramedy, Romance
DVD
B

Let me tell you a little story that has nothing to do with your viewing experience but a lot to do with mine.  It was almost twenty years ago, and less than a year after this movie came out.  I was watching it with my then-boyfriend, possibly on DVD but I think on VHS.  We were attracted to each other without having much in common, which we were fully aware of.  We were still in the giddy early, hormonal stage and we started making out during the scene when Maxine (Catherine Keener) is mounting Malkovich while Lotte (Cameron Diaz) is in his mind.  We kept making out until shocked out of it by the scene where Lotte's husband, Craig (John Cusack), forces her at gunpoint to make a call to Maxine.

Watching the movie now wasn't that much of an emotional whiplash, but it remains a twisted, disturbing and yet somehow fun and funny ride.  It's one of those rare movies where I don't like any of the characters and yet I want to see what happens to them, and of course the situation is fascinating and it's cool to see it play out in all its ramifications.  At one point, Craig wonders what will happen to John M. if he goes into the portal, and Maxine says, "Let's find out," like she's just another viewer.  (Interestingly, she's the one significant character who doesn't try to "be" John Malkovich, although she does control him through sex and love.)

Charlie Kaufman wrote the script and Spike Jonze directed, and I assume the quirkiness comes from both.  I want to particularly single out my two favorite parts, one of which is a play on the title and the concept, and the other of which seems to have little to do with the main part of the movie but is actually a capsule of it.  What the viewers (but maybe not Maxine or Craig) find out is that Malkovich enters an alternate world where everyone is Malkovich and speaks only in Malkovich, e.g. "Malkovich? Malkovich!"

Image result for being john malkovich training filmWhen Craig is first hired to work at LesterCorp, he has to watch a training film, which is unlike any training film you've ever seen.  The visuals suggest it was made about 20 years earlier, but then it goes into a "dramatic recreation" of something allegedly from the late 1800s, except that the two characters we now see are dressed as if it's colonial times, more like 250 years ago than 100.  We get the feeling that LesterCorp is keeping down its overhead in more ways than low ceilings.  And then later in the outer movie, the story turns out to be true!  (Well, they probably got colonial costumes cheap in 1979, but still.)

I didn't love that boyfriend and I don't love this movie, then or now, but some things have to be experienced, no matter how "wrong" they are.

I'm omitting all the people, including Dustin Hoffman, that appear in archive footage, but I am including Sean Penn and Octavia Spencer because they make memorable cameos.

Sunday, September 15, 2019

Any Given Sunday

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Any Given Sunday
Warner Bros.
December 22, 1999
Sports Drama
DVD
F+

This didn't exactly make me like football, but I did bump it up from an F because of the random Ann-Margret cameo as a rich woman with a dog.  Stone directed.