Sunday, September 29, 2019

Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend

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In that they're all shot on film?
Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend
Touchstone
March 22, 1985
Drama
DVD
D

I know this is supposed to be a "family" movie and I guess eventually a living dinosaur shows up, but the quarter hour I watched was a domestic drama, about an annoying, unhappily married, white couple in Africa, and he (no longer the Greatest American Hero) swears a lot, yes, in a Disney-by-another-name movie of the '80s.  I tuned out after the African pilot said he'd "whip the bitch" if it was his wife.  Bill Norton directed.



Babette's Feast

Babette's Feast
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Nordisk Film
28 August 1987
Historical Drama
DVD
C

The Babette of the title is the surprisingly French servant of two old-maid sisters in 19th-century Denmark, but we have to flash back to the sisters' youth, when they were beautiful and courted, to explain Babette's presence, except I didn't care enough to continue.  I will say the look of the film, especially the sets, is great.

Gabriel Axel directed and wrote the screenplay, based on the Karen Blixen (AKA Isak Dinesen) short story.

Babes in Toyland

Babes in Toyland
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The misleading poster makes
this look like a teen Twist movie.
Disney
December 14, 1961
Musical, Fantasy
DVD
C-

I have to admit that I was disappointed in this, given the cast (there are those I didn't tag because they weren't in the first quarter hour, like Tommy Kirk), and it was in fact Annette's personal favorite of her movies.  First we get a ventriloquism act by Mother Goose, then a salute to lemonade, and next the villains musically scheming.  Annette dances a little but is more of a McGuffin (she's an heiress who the hero and the main villain want to marry) than an actual character.  

Jack Donohue directed.

Babe: Pig in the City

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Universal
November 25, 1998
Children's, Fantasy, Comedy
DVD
C

I've never seen the first movie, although at the time I kept meaning to, but I have read the Dick King-Smith children's book, and this movie, which includes a farmer's wife falsely accused of drug smuggling, seems literally and figuratively far afield from the original idea of a "sheep-pig."  Not that this is bad, but I'm shocked that Gene Siskel chose it as the best movie of the year.

George Miller directed and co-wrote.

A-X-L

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A-X-L
Global Road Entertainment
August 24, 2018
Sci-Fi
DVD
D

The military designs a robot dog, while a teen races his dirt bike and meets a pretty girl.  I did not recognize Ted McGinley in this, but the Shark-Jump King seems an appropriate casting choice.  Oliver Daly wrote and directed.

Away from Her

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Lionsgate
11 September 2006
Drama
DVD
D

Pretentious and depressing tale (adapted by director Polley from an Alice Munro short story) of a self-aware woman (Christie) with Alzheimer's and a devoted husband.

Authors Anonymous

Authors Anonymous
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"Happy endings are hard to write." 
Ask Briony Tallis.
Starz
March 18, 2014
Comedy
DVD
D+

This presents itself as a mockumentary, although it doesn't really have the look or sound of a documentary, and I couldn't help wondering how it would've fared in the hands of, well, Christopher Guest, or as a straight-up comedy without all that talking to the camera.  The only character I didn't find annoying was the one played by Cuoco, and that wasn't much of a stretch from Penny on The Big Bang Theory.  Ellie Kanner directed.

Aussie and Ted's Great Adventure

Aussie and Ted's Great Adventure
Image result for aussie and ted's great adventureAmos Films
October 9, 2009
Children's
DVD
D+

Shuki Levy directed, co-wrote, and produced this pretty bad children's movie, where Ted is a teddy bear (but not a foul-mouthed one like in the Seth MacFarlane movies that came out later) and Aussie is an Australian-accented-in-voiceover dog.  Not much happens in the first quarter hour, so I have no idea if the "adventure" ever gets "great."  To be honest, I was more intrigued by the trailer for a Francis the Talking Mule remake (also from '09), with Ice-T as the "cool mule," but sadly my library does not own it.  (I am fervently hoping I get to review A Talking Cat!?! when we reach the T's in a few years.)

Atonement

Atonement
Image result for AtonementUniversal
7 September 2007
Historical Drama, Romance
DVD
C+

This is based on the Ian McEwan novel, which I've never read, so I don't know how many of the flaws are in the original story and how many come from the adaptation by Christopher Hampton, or from director Wright's interpretation.  I will say that I think the acting, cinematography, music, costumes, hair, and sets are top-notch.  It's when it comes to the plot and characterization that things start to fall apart.  Wright on his commentary even admits he's not sure if certain scenes come across the way they're meant to.

Briony is the main character and as always Ronan is excellent, here as the 13-year-old version.  However, it's never clear how much of the story we're watching onscreen is "real" and how much is Briony's reimagining.  She's a writer her whole life and a particular story, one she tells rather than writes, ruins the lives of many people, most importantly to her and supposedly the viewer, the lives of her sister Cecelia and Robbie, the young man that Briony once had (still has?) a crush on and that Cecelia loves, despite class differences.  

Image result for atonement lolaWhen Briony's slightly older (14? 15?) cousin Lola (Juno Temple) is raped by a houseguest, Briony accuses Robbie, and Lola doesn't dispute it.  Years later, Lola marries her actual rapist.  Very little time is spent on this thread, to the point that I said aloud, "What about Lola?"  Instead, we're treated to an extended section on Dunkirk, which of course is beautifully shot etc., but doesn't really tie into anything, except on I guess the theme of the waste of life and lives.  Who is Lola really?  Was she initially attracted to her rapist and then felt guilty for his crime?  Why does she eventually marry him?  It's not like this is a theocracy, where the rapist would "make amends" through marriage; in fact, no one but he, Lola, and Briony know that he's guilty.  I'm sorry, but I would've liked more resolution for this, and it actually made it harder to care about Cecelia and Robbie.

Furthermore, the "atonement" of the title is Briony as a dying, elderly woman writing the "truth" about what happened, except for a happy ending she gives Robbie and Cecelia, who both died in 1940 and were never reunited.  But a novel published more than 60 years later doesn't help them, and it seems there only so Briony can forgive herself for doing something unforgivable.

Anyway, a "good" but deeply flawed movie that I've given a lot of thought to this week (since I also watched the extras) and ultimately I will marginally recommend it.

Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

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Walt Disney
June 15, 2001
Children's, Historical Comedy, Fantasy
DVD
C-

I might've gone with a C but it bugged me that the main character (voiced by Michael J. Fox) thinks that runes correspond enough to English that misreading one sign would change "Iceland" to "Ireland."  This has an opening with the sinking of Atlantis, but seems to be mostly set in 1914, and I felt like it was more like comedy than drama, so "historical comedy" for that tag.

Kirk Wise and Gary Trousdale co-directed, and they co-wrote with several others.

Sunday, September 22, 2019

A-Team

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Fox
June 11, 2010
Action
DVD
D-

Yes, I disliked this even more than the TV show, since it's actually sleazier and more racist, in particular against Mexicans.  It's saved from an F+ because the dogs are scared away rather than shot.  And, yes, I think Neeson is miscast as Hannibal, but then I associate him with Aslan and Kinsey.  Joe Carnahan directed.

At War with the Army

At War with the Army
Image result for at war with the army beansParamount
January 17, 1951
Comedy
DVD
C

As with Astro Boy, I gave this twenty minutes rather than fifteen, because I really liked Lewis's "The Navy Gets the Gravy But the Army Gets the Beans" song.  Martin's character is much less interesting, except for his habit of mooching cigarettes while tucking one behind his ear.  I guess this is technically a "historical comedy" for its time, since it's set during World War II, but as with Casablanca (which is set before the U.S. joined the war) , the period is close enough.

Hal Walker directed.  Note that I'm not tagging Dan Dayton, who plays the Supply Sergeant, but I recognized his voice since I recently rewatched the 1981 M*A*S*H episode where he plays Fast Freddie Nichols from the USO.

Astro Boy

Astro Boy
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Summit Entertainment
October 23, 2009
Children's, Sci-Fi
DVD
C

This Hong-Kong-American production is based on the manga series, which I've never read, although I feel like I saw some of the 1963 TV series growing up in the '70s, but it wasn't as memorable as Speed Racer.  This movie isn't bad as these things go, and I like the touches of political and other satire, especially in the opening "educational film" sequence, narrated by Bell.  Still, I didn't feel enough invested in the characters or story to continue beyond twenty minutes.

David Bowers directed and co-wrote.  I tagged the voice actors for characters I'm sure I heard in the scenes I watched.

Assassination Nation

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Assassination Nation
Bron Studios
September 21, 2018
Crime Comedy*
DVD
D+

Sam Levinson (son of Barry) wrote and directed this movie that came out just over a year ago but honestly feels more dated than Gidget.  The teen-girl narration may make you think you're in for something like Juno or Easy A, but darker than Heathers, especially with the "trigger warnings" montage.  Instead, it turns into some sort of "Oh, those wild teenagers" shocker like a "flaming youth" movie from the 1920s, but with "modern" technology.  That would all be fine, if we could care about or even distinguish between the various teens.  Still, it's stylish enough for a D+.

*Who knows what genre this is?  Wikipedia says "black comedy thriller teensploitation."  It may've been aiming for satire or maybe it really is teensploitation, or both?

Asphalt Jungle

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MGM
June 1, 1950
Crime Drama
DVD
D+

Dull story of cops & robbers in a big city, in which the most interesting thing is people watching a cat eat.  Huston directed and co-wrote based on the novel by W.R. Burnett.  And, no, I didn't stick around to see Marilyn in an early role.

Saturday, September 21, 2019

Arth

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Studio Unknown
3 December 1982
Drama
DVD
D+

A couple has a troubled marriage, even before it's revealed to the viewer that he's having an affair.  And just about every scene takes place in an under-furnished room.  Mahesh Bhatt directed and co-wrote.

Around the World in 80 Days (2004)

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Walt Disney
June 16, 2004
Children's, Historical Comedy
DVD
D+

Well, this is livelier than the '50s version, to the point of not just slapstick but the usually mild-mannered Jim Broadbent having a tantrum.  On the plus side, Coogan is actually kind of cute with late-Victorian hair and sideburns.  And, yes, they've made Passepartout Chinese rather than Mexican this time.

Frank Coraci directed.

Friday, September 20, 2019

Around the World in 80 Days (1956)

Around the World in 80 Days (1956)
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Supporting Ebert's rule that no good movie except
The Wizard of Oz features a hot-air balloon.
United Artists
October 17, 1956
Historical Comedy*
DVD
C

I gave this a half hour because I kept thinking that it would, well, go somewhere.  But after about six minutes of Edward R. Murrow doing the prologue, including clips from Méliès's A Trip to the Moon, we get to the actual story but even that takes another twenty minutes or so for set-up.  I still might've stuck it out but the inclusion of buying a not-in-the-book balloon, when one is available for rent, just annoyed me.  So I missed all the cameos that are supposed to be later and am just tagging the people I recognized in the first half hour.  (No, that doesn't include Catinflas.)

S.J. Perelman co-wrote the screenplay.  Michael Anderson directed.


*I guess this could also count as adventure, but I didn't see anything adventurous, or indeed anything that would justify "Todd-A.O.," in the first half hour.

Thursday, September 19, 2019

Army of Darkness

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Army of Darkness
Universal/ MGM
February 19, 1993
Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
DVD
C-

Sam Raimi directed and co-wrote with his brother Ivan this odd blend of, well, comedy, horror, and sci-fi, the third Evil Dead movie, and, no, I haven't seen the other installments.  It was, um,  OK I guess, nonsensical, a little gory, better than I expected?  But yeah, not my cup o' tea.

Armitage III: Poly-Matrix

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AIC
25 February 1995
Anime, Sci-Fi
DVD
D-

This started out as a series but got reedited into a movie, and it's shelved in the movies at my library (as part of a set with Armitage: Dual Matrix, but this came up first).  In any case, it's violent and otherwise unappealing.   I'm tagging the voice actors I recognize, although I'm not positive I heard all of them.

Wednesday, September 18, 2019

Arlington Road

Arlington Road
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July 9, 1999
Drama
DVD
D-

This opens with the Bridges character rescuing a seriously and mysteriously injured boy and then there's some borderline racism (in Bridges's class on terrorism), and there's some stuff with friends and neighbors and I just didn't care.  I would've gone with a D but the sound recording on the dialogue was poor.  Or maybe that was a blessing, who knows? 

Mark Pellington directed.

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

The first one hundred movies on this blog

Image result for 100Well, we're one hundred movies in and I think it's fair to say that the success rate, of C+ or higher, is the worst on any of my blogs.  Breaking it down, there are four F+s, nine D-s, 14 D's, and 19 D+s, which is almost half of the total.  Then there's a whopping 27 C-s, almost a quarter!  Things taper off to 15 C's before we get to the four C+s, four B-s, and three Bs that I could actually sit through.

The breakdown on decades is also very different than my other blogs, with one from the 1920s, six from the '30s, two from the '40s, and then eleven from the '50s, before falling off again for four from the '60s, and two from the '70s.  Then there's a rise, with eleven for the '80s, sixteen for the '90s, and 27 for the 2000s, before dropping some for the 20 from the 2010s.  I expect these stats at least to morph over time.

As for the genres, 17 were "action movies," although watching an "action collection" early on obviously skewed this.  Seventeen movies were also "comedies," but 25 were "dramas," not counting the 16 "historical dramas" and so on.  Bear in mind that many movies fit in more than one genre.

Other noteworthy things: Warner Bros. easily had the most movies, 16, although classifying what studio is responsible for a film gets more complicated in the modern era, when more than one can be responsible for production and/or distribution.  Alec Guinness was in more movies than anyone, four, but the "Alec Guinness collection" obviously affected that, as did Hitchcock directing four movies on the "Alfred Hitchcock collection."  Eight of the films were British, which seems a little low.  And nineteen movies were based on books, but I don't know if this is typical.

I did notice a higher percentage of movies with the director writing or at least co-writing, more than on my "movies I own" blog and more than on my "TV shows from the library" blog.  I expect that to continue.

Argo

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Warner Bros.
October 12, 2012
Historical Drama
DVD
C

I tuned out before the rescue attempt but I did see the hostage-taking, which happened when I was eleven so I vaguely remember the events.  Affleck directed and plays Tony Mendez, whose book this is partially based on.  Carter and Brokaw appear in vintage news clips.

Sunday, September 15, 2019

El Juego de Arcibel AKA Arcibel's Game

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Distribution Company Sudamericana
29 May 2003
Drama
DVD
C-

An odd movie where a chess columnist becomes a political prisoner in a nonexistent South American country.  Alberto Lecchi directed and co-wrote.

The Architect (2006)

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Magnolia Pictures
April 26, 2006
Drama
DVD
D+

The title character lusts after his teenage daughter, who also gets comments on her breasts from her older brother and a complete (female) stranger in a restroom!  Oh, and I guess there's something about a housing project, but I was too creeped out to continue.  Rossellini plays the wife & mother.  Matt Tauber wrote and directed.

*Apparently there's an unrelated 2016 Parker Posey movie with this title.

Araya

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Araya
Milestone Films
13 May 1959
Documentary
DVD
C

Benacerraf directed this movie about salt-mining, which as near as I can tell (from the first quarter-hour) only has narration, no interviews with the workers or anything.  There's some striking imagery but I'm going to be "that guy" (although I'm female) and say it'd be better if it weren't in black & white.

Après Lui (After Him)

Après Lui (After Him)
Image result for apres luiStudio Unknown
23 May 2007
Drama
DVD
C

I wasn't moved by the grief in this movie like I was by Angels Crest, and I don't know if that was because of the language barrier or because the mourning is louder and more outward.  Still, I finally got to see a Deneuve movie, after hearing about her for years.  (She was 64 at the time but her character seems to be in her 40s.)  Gaël Morel directed and co-wrote.

Any Given Sunday

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Any Given Sunday
Warner Bros.
December 22, 1999
Sports Drama
DVD
F+

This didn't exactly make me like football, but I did bump it up from an F because of the random Ann-Margret cameo as a rich woman with a dog.  Stone directed.

Anvil: The Story of Anvil

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Abramorama
January 18, 2008
Documentary
DVD
C

This is not Spinal Tap, although I assumed while watching twenty minutes of it (I was on the fence at the quarter-hour mark) that it was a mockumentary.  No, this is a real heavy metal band, which explains why the "satire" felt a little weak.  (For instance, I was sure the drummer being named "Robb Reiner" was a joke.)  Sacha Gervasi directed.

Annie Get Your Gun

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MGM
May 17, 1950
Musical, Historical Comedy, Romance
DVD
C-

I was mildly shocked by how much I didn't like-- not hated, just didn't like-- the first quarter hour of this movie, from the badly sung opening number to Annie's slackjaw insta-love for Frank.  I enjoyed the production my high school did (or maybe it was a rival high school, my memory is a little fuzzy after 35 years), and of course there are some classic songs.  I'm going to put the blame on director George Sidney, since performances are off and shots are poorly set up.  I almost went with a D+, but I like the costumes, and the source material is hard to totally screw up.  Still, this is not a classic.

The Animatrix

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Warner Bros.
June 3, 2003
Sci-Fi, Animation
DVD
D

I'm not the right audience for this collection of computer-animated shorts (made in both Japan and America I think) inspired by the Matrix series, which I've never seen.  I just watched "Final Flight of the Osiris," which goes from strip-sword-fighting to a space battle to mailing a letter.  Andrew R. Jones directed that segment.  I'm tagging the two voice actors I know from mostly their TV work.

Animal Kingdom

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Animal Kingdom
Porchlight Films
3 June 2010
Crime Drama
DVD
D+

Aussie story of an orphaned young man who gets caught up in his extended family's crimes.  David Michôd wrote and directed.

Saturday, September 14, 2019

Angels Crest

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Angels Crest
Entertainment One
December 30, 2011
Drama
DVD
B

This is based on the Leslie Schwartz novel, which I suspect doesn't leave so many supporting characters' threads hanging.  Still, I was moved by this story of a young father (played by Dekker) whose carelessness leads to his toddler son's death, and I like the way the setting matters.  The town of Angels Crest (no apostrophe) is small enough that everyone knows everyone and is impacted by this tragedy, while dealing with their own family troubles.  And the snowy mountains are lovely but deadly.  Note that this is probably the time that Jeremy Piven irritated me least (his appearances on Ellen are ranted about on another of my blogs), perhaps because his character of the prosecuting attorney is definitely not meant to be sympathetic.

Gaby Dellal directed.

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Angel Face

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RKO
February 11, 1953
Crime Drama
DVD
C-

I wasn't drawn in enough to wait for last-billed Jim Backus.  Ben Hecht was apparently uncredited for the screenplay.  Preminger directed this and it was released about five months before the deservedly more famous The Moon Is Blue.

Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Analyze That

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Warner Bros.
December 6, 2002
Comedy, Crime Drama
DVD
D+

I've never seen Analyze This, but I can say that Harold Ramis's direction and (co-)writing on this movie are a far cry from Groundhog Day.   I would've gone with a C- but the jokes about mental illness added to the unfunniness.

Sunday, September 8, 2019

Amor a Primera Visa AKA Pulling Strings

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Studio Unknown
8 November 2013
Romantic Comedy
DVD
C

Well, this is definitely a case of "it's not you, it's me," or rather, "no eres tu, soy yo."  I don't understand enough Spanish to follow this bilingual movie when the DVD doesn't have English subtitles.  I liked what I understood, including the surprising cameos of Arnold and Channing.  Incidentally, the Spanish title fits in an ironic way, although I can see why "Love at First Sight" wasn't chosen for the American title.  Pitipol Ybarra directed.

Amistad

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Amistad
DreamWorks
December 25, 1997
Historical Drama
DVD
D

Unlike An American Werewolf in London, this gets to the gore right away, as captured Africans in turn capture the slaveship they're on.  I tuned out before the various celebrities showed up.  Spielberg directed.

Americanizing Shelley

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Americanizing Shelley
Warner Bros.
May 4, 2007
Romantic Comedy
DVD
C-

This formulaic romcom might've worked if, one, the initial love interests were at all appealing (I mean personalities, not appearances); two, it weren't immediately clear that the two naive and "nice" characters were going to end up with each other (and I didn't even see them in a scene together); and three, the stereotypes had at least been entertaining.  Namrata Singh Gujral plays "Shelley" and wrote the script, while Lorraine Senna directed.

An American Werewolf in London

Image result for an american werewolf in londonAn American Werewolf in London
Universal
August 21, 1981
Comedy, Horror
DVD
C

While I'm not a horror fan, I can see why this became a cult classic.  I tuned out after a quarter-hour and might've gone with a lower grade if I'd seen any of the actual gore.  Still, the touches of humor aren't bad and Naughton and Dunne work well together.  And, yes, now I have to listen to not only the "Werewolves of London" song but a Dr. Pepper commercial or two....

American Teen

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American Teen
Paramount
August 15, 2008
Documentary
DVD
C

Although I'm using the documentary tag, I do have to admit that this feels both staged and awkward.  That is, it has the messiness and lack of meaning of real life, but the five "real" teens who are profiled all fit neatly into cliches and (at least in the first quarter hour) never step outside those boxes.  And yet, I remember liking this movie at the time of its release and I didn't hate it now.  It's just average, and pales in comparison to American Splendor, which is both realer and more surreal.  Nanette Burstein directed and "wrote."

An American Tail

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An American Tail
Universal
November 21, 1986
Children's, Historical Drama, Musical
DVD
D+

Russian mice flee Cossack cats to America (which we are told repeatedly, including in song, has no cats), by taking a boat from Germany that also has Italian and Irish passengers.  I found this movie annoying and unfunny, and although I was 18 when it was released, I can't picture embracing it even if I'd still been a child.  Don Bluth directed.

American Splendor

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American Splendor
Good Machine
September 12, 2003
Dramedy
DVD
B

This is both a story of a down-to-earth real-life regular guy who writes comic books about that life, and a sometimes surreal blending of comic-book style (a bit like the later Scott Pilgrim vs. the World) and "documentary" realism that includes the actual people being documented, sometimes in the same frame with their portrayers.  It's also quite funny but with dramatic moments, including about cancer.  And it captures its place (mostly Cleveland) and times (1950 to the present, but mostly '75 to about '87).  Still, I can't go higher on the grade because I wasn't wowed and I didn't "enjoy" being in that world exactly.

Shout-out to Friedlander, whom I'd only seen as 30 Rock's Frank but who here becomes almost indistinguishable from the real Toby Radloff (who agrees).  Josh Hutcherson, who just has a small role in the opening scene as Robin (he would've been about nine at the time of shooting) would grow up to be Peeta in the Hunger Games movies.  Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini co-wrote and co-directed.

Thursday, September 5, 2019

American Flyer

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Studio Unknown
July 5, 2011
Drama
DVD
C-

Mark Christensen wrote and directed this story of a young Mexican man who hopes to cross the border into the U.S., although his father was murdered in such an attempt.

American Dreamz

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Universal
April 21, 2006
Comedy
DVD
D+

This time it's Dennis Quaid as president, a satire of George Bush II that's about as unsubtle and unfunny as the rest of this alleged comedy, which also includes Mandy Moore as a pop singer, and a terrorist who loves American pop.  Oh, and Hugh Grant turns in a performance that makes his work the following year in Music and Lyrics look Oscar-worthy.  Paul Weitz wrote and directed.

American Animals

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Even the tagline is pretentious!
American Animals
The Orchard
August 14, 2018
Crime Drama
DVD
D

I found this story of teens plotting an art theft pretentious, about both crime and art.  Bart Layton wrote and directed.

Amélie

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One of the themes of the film is watching and being watched.
Amélie
UGC
25 April 2001
Comedy, Romance
DVD
B-

I remember loving this movie at the time, charmed by its whimsicality.  Watching it again, I still like it but its flaws are more obvious.  Amélie (played very well by Tautou) is very introverted but she decides to help other people, mostly secretly.  Sometimes she succeeds, but even within the film it's clear that matchmaking a stalker and a hypochondriac is not going to work out.  She never has to pay any consequences, but then she doesn't always reap the rewards.  I'm reluctantly using the "romance" tag, although she and her potential boyfriend spend more time solving puzzles and chasing after each other than actually getting to know each other.  (Or I guess this is how they get to know each other.)  The garden gnome thread though is still great, and I love the look of the film, from her neo-flapper hairdo to the enriched greens and reds.  The narration mostly works, giving the story more of a "timeless" literary quality, although there are many references to Lady Diana (pronounced "Dee"). 

Jean-Pierre Jeunet directed and co-wrote.

Monday, September 2, 2019

The Amazing Panda Adventure

The Amazing Panda Adventure
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Warner Bros.
August 25, 1995
Children's
DVD
C

Gorgeous nature shots can't save the dopey story and subpar acting, although I did cut this a little slack as a kids' movie.  Christopher Cain directed.  Note that this movie offers a good example of how casual airports were in the pre-9/11 era, especially onscreen.

Amadeus

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Amadeus
Orion
September 19, 1984
Historical Drama
DVD
C

A bitter old musician tells his life story to a sympathetic priest, but I couldn't listen to more than a quarter hour, although I sort of liked this movie as a teenager.  Not that it was bad this time, and I liked the touches of humor, but I wasn't really drawn in enough to wait around for the title character as an adult.  Milos Forman directed.

Along Came a Spider

Along Came a Spider
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April 6, 2001
Crime Drama
DVD
F+

This is just dreadful and is only saved from an F because I laughed my head off for over a minute at poor Freeman's line, "Vickie, forgiving yourself is the one thing no one can do for themselves."  Then Vickie just gives him a look like she wishes she was back on Amen.  The movie is based on the James Patterson novel and directed with a sledgehammer by Lee Tamahori.  And, no, I haven't seen Kiss the Girls, its predecessor.